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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 7th, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
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Five inch doll of living gemstone.

Five inch doll headfirst into the hot dogs.....

A moment's pause and then a holo screen pops up next to her.

OOPS....
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 7th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC)
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"Careful there. You could end up stuck in a bun with mustard on your head."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 7th, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC)
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.... I SUPPOSE THAT'S BETTER THAN HAVING IT ON MY BUTT. She manages to extract herself and starts combing stuff out of her hair with her fingers.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 7th, 2007 09:10 pm (UTC)
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Digit tears a section off of a paper towel and hands it over. "And no one was looking, so we just won't tell anyone what was almost in the food, right?" Digit gives her a wink, and adds, "It's not like you can really make hot dogs any worse."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 7th, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
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I'M NOT GERMY. She takes the paper and cleans herself off. THAT'S TRUE. THEY'RE NEARLY AS BAD AS... She remembers lectures on likening food that someone might want to eat to gross substances. ...BAD.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 7th, 2007 10:13 pm (UTC)
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"Didn't say you were, but you'd still be an inedible food additive."

Digit nods at the rest. "Yep!" And unconcernedly takes another bite of a hot dog, completely unphased.
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 8th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
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I WAS EATEN ONCE. BUT I CAME BACK OUT. Her teeny tiny face creases in a big grin. THAT WAS FUNNY.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 8th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
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"That must have been a trip. I don't think I want to know which end."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 8th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC)
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The small one folds up and giggles soundlessly for a moment, then gets to her feet and tiptoes over to examine the hot dogs more closely. OH. I'M STRAWBABY. AND THE HORSE UP THERE... WAIT, I HAVEN'T NAMED HIM YET.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 8th, 2007 04:47 am (UTC)
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Digit nods and says, "I'm called Digit... and a few other things that can't be repeated in polite company."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 8th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
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I HAVE SOME NAMES LIKE THAT. She sits on a hot dog bun and looks upward.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 8th, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
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"Anyone that doesn't must've had a very boring life."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 8th, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
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More silent giggling. YES. I'VE GOTTEN SOME JUST FOR EXPLORING.

She looks down at the bun she's sitting on, then starts making a doughball.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 8th, 2007 08:52 pm (UTC)
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"Lesse, I've got them for lots of things from just existing up to spamming someone with metool porn."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 8th, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
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PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY NOTICE ME TILL I START EXPLORING. She tosses the doughball up into the air, then giggles and covers her head.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 8th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
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Digit grins and giggles. "Bet that's useful sometimes! I have to work at not being seen, or I'd never get half the stuff done that I do."
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 8th, 2007 11:33 pm (UTC)
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I GET STEPPED ON SOMETIMES. That just makes her giggle more as she remembers how people react to stepping on something wriggly.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 8th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
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"Doesn't hurt?" Digit asks curiously.
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 9th, 2007 12:50 am (UTC)
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NOPE!
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 9th, 2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
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"All in fun, then!"
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 9th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
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IT MAKES PEOPLE SQUEAL! Yes, there's a bonafide giggle fit going on now.
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 9th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
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"Even better!" Digit says, having a giggle fit of her own.
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From:no_i_dun_wanna
Date:December 9th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
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AND SOMETIMES THEY HOP ON ONE FOOT!
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From:kludge_up
Date:December 9th, 2007 11:31 pm (UTC)
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Hehehehe~!

"Maybe you should try carrying a little piece of wet sponge sometimes?"
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